kit-010

#HaveYouEverNoticed Voldemort always waits till the end of the school year to kill Harry? He really seems to care about Harry’s education.

– @_Snape_ — http://bit.ly/Jqlzih

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. http://t.co/C663LU4V

– @pocahontasshole — http://bit.ly/JU3EVi


  • Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
  • Me: *only person that raises hand*
  • Class:
  • Teacher:
  • Me:
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
  • Me: Tardis.
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
  • Me: THE DOCTOR.
  • Class:
  • Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
  • Me: DOO WEE OOOOH
Via Valar Morghulis

moves-like-jaeger:

rainbowsaola:

I WANT TO PLAY

I WANT TO PLAY THIS.

I think we can do this.

(Source: halliebadger)


Via Love of liberty


timelordcurse:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY


Fountain

[shared via Google Reader from xkcd.com]

Implausible, did you say? Sorry, couldn't quite hear you from all the way up heeeeeeeeere!

Cadbury Eggs

[shared via Google Reader from xkcd.com]

When they moved production from New Zealand to the UK and switched from the runny white centers to the thick, frosting-like filling, it got way harder to cook them scrambled.

Networking

[shared via Google Reader from xkcd.com]

Our company is agile and lean with a focus on the long tail. Ok, our company is actually a polecat I found in my backyard.

Drawing Stars

[shared via Google Reader from xkcd.com]

Screw these 36-degree angles. I'm converting to Judaism.




gofuckingnuts:

Bacon by ~poopbear on deviantART on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/25034043



gofuckingnuts:

Vanessa Vespertine on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17115445



(Source: maskedhappiness)




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